Im 2 years old & 2 days!

Hello Everybody!

I see that most people went to Stylo instead of Jimilo since the turn out at my event was pretty small. All you suckers for branding and advertising. I will advertise next year and get me an event organizer too ok. And it wont be stupid Hotshoes cause they are doing Stylo and I dont want Stylo to steal my cool event ideas......
(A LITTLE HINT: Next year for my Grand Entry I will be jumping out of a helicopter, into a swimming pool full of ice cream! This year my grand entry was on a tricycle.. so you can see how much bigger my budget next year will be).

But this year was soo cool anyway, coz all the VIPS were there and I got me a lotta lotta cake and presents!!

My presents include cars, cars, more cars. YAY! And I got a magnetic drawing board, and a truck from Gong Gong, and new shoes and clothes, and a car playset with roads, and a barney CD and booster from Auntie Vivijayayaya. My new shoes are like black golf shoes and they're really cool. So now I will take up golf, and Achoo will be my caddie. I will be like Tiger Woods and wear a red polo shirt and hat and look smart. Awesome!

AND I got 3 birthday cakes. One we ate the day before my birthday (ehem.. the 'JIMILO Prelaunch Event') and 2 we ate on my birthday itself. Then after that we went to the after party, which was my grand grand auntie auntie's birthday in Cheras. I played with Yuvan koko and I had a great time, cause he was sooooooo jealous of my black ferrari collectors edition box car. And even when mummy was packing my bag later cause it was time to go home, Yuvan koko was like begging "Please, please can I see the car one more time, Jimi, please Jimi..." Haha. That was cool.

And then when we got home, I was really tired. Mummy gave me a bath and we sang Ding dong bell and we lied on the bed and read 'Wheres Ivan?' about 15 times. Then we decided to sleep on the bed upside down just for fun, cause its my birthday. What a way to end a great day.

TOO BAD DADDY WASNT THERE.. SILLY DADDY! I WONT LET YOU EAT ANY OF MY YUMMY CAKE, DADDY. DADDY CAN GO EAT STYLO CAKE, WHICH TASTES LIKE CALVIN KLEIN......BEIGE, BLAND AND BLEEEHHH.

Anyway, I have some photos from my birthday which I will be posting on my next blog, taken from Uncle Devans camera. I wished I could take photos of all my presents but daddy took his camera for Stylo, and therefore screwed me over again.

I HOPE YOURE READING THIS BLOG DADDY. I HOPE YOU ARE SORRY AND TAKE ME AND MUMMY TO AQUARIA TO MAKE UP FOR ALL YOUR SORRINESS.

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I do all my own mixes for JIMILO. No help from Daddy.

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Sun & Water & Better Times

Well. Im still feeling a bit like an orphan.

Of course its only been 5 seconds since my previous blog entry, when I first thought about how similar I am to an orphan only without the freebies. To cheer myself up I decided to post some pics of happier times... when I was healthy, happy and had parents.

These pics were from around Chinese New Year time, when corporations throughout Asia let their slaves off for a few days. So mummy and daddy had some daylight hours to spend with me and we did some cool stuff.

Mummy and Poh Poh and Auntie Joo Joo Jie Jie took me swimming in the pool at Poh Pohs condo. Daddy is somewhere there too, but you cant see him cause he is hiding on a bench somewhere. Daddy is kinda like a secret alien hiding in human skin who cant get wet or he will turn into a giant slime monster.. so he tells people he cant swim. But of course he can, he just dont want people to know he is a super advanced alien or people at his work place will ask him to do more work for them and they will make him give them his alien technology surround sound knowledge.

I can almost swim as good as mummy now, except i have to work abit more on... not sinking. Just a few more lessons should do it. Man, if only my parents werent so super busy I would be an olympic swimmer by now! Rah!

Ps. Something to take note of.. I am wearing the latest toddler swim fashion from Australia in 'naughty boy blue'. The blue highlights my coffee colored tan perfectly and matches the color of most baby wading pools.

Being Sick and Gloomy

This picture is exactly how Ive been feeling lately.

Ive been sick for a whole week now with the fever and the throwing up. Its not a nice feeling at all and I cant play as much as i used to. It all started from the day I fell off the bed while trying to do a superman pose on mummys shoulder while she was sleeping. I hit my head and mummy was pretty worried that the throwing up was because of head bumping. But the doc lady said it was ok, and just a virus. So she gave me pink panadol and yellow throw up medicine (which is quite yummy).

But Im not much better, after 3 days already. Mum is working alot and daddy is always out with a certain somebody (who he seems to like spending time with alot more than either me or mummy) when he is supposed to be 'working'. =(

and hes out nighttime till late late, so I always fall asleep before I see him. Its cold and lonely and rainy and nobody take me gai gai coz im sick.

Sure, I get some hugs and kisses when i whine and do my =( face.. but i'ld much rather be better already.

Being sick sure sucks.

A good thing though is that we got a new friend in the house. Its a cute baby kitty called Achoo.

Uncle Devan found her in our drain pipe in the rain and it was sneezy so he called her Achoo.

We dunno where her mummy or daddy is, and i dunno if she even has a nanna or tata.

If I was Achoo, I would be very sad with no mummy or daddy or nanna or tata; but Achoo seems quite good. But she bites, so i practise running away real quick!

I dont have any pictures of Achoo, but she is really cute. Just imagine me with pointy ears and bigger eyes and that is basically what Achoo looks like. I do hope i get better soon, and that mummy can get off for my birthday which is coming up soon. Daddy sure wont be around of course, no need to say why.

At this rate I might as well be an orphan, at least then I will get freebies from socially conscious multinational companies.

Grand Aunties Surprise Birthday

Well I am posting alot today! What a good boy I am, I must give myself a cookie or 5.

I just wanted to share with all my friends, that last night we went to Grand Auntie Vasanthas house and gave her a big surprise, on account of her birthday! Grand Auntie made me promise not to say how old she is but I can tell you its slightly less than100 yrs old...

Well I had lots of fun coz I saw my cuzzins hannah and deborah and hezzie and my tai koh Yuvan. Me and Tai Koh are in an Indian Gang. And we sure ganged up on those girls! Hezzie is still a baby and cant join me and tai koh's gang yet, so he has to go on the girly gang. We went around shooting things and robbing people of their toys, it was awesome!

Mummy says shes glad I had fun but I have to learn how to share better, and not take Hezzies toys from him.

I think I would have a lot more fun if mummy didnt follow me all around when Im doing my Gang Member Activities. What will Tai Koh say if I dont shoot some babies and bring in the spoils? Sigh. Once youre in a gang, theres only one way out. And thats in a body bag. Why cant mummies understand that...

So me and Tai Koh are maybe thinking of getting some matching gang tatoos... maybe of a car?

My first Deepavali

Hello everyone! Sorry I havnt been blogging the past few days. I have been very busy. I've started going to the babysitter next door. Her name is Ram-laa and she is a very nice lady who smiles alot. And there is this kid there called Adam who is only a little bit bigger than me and I like him alot too. Adam will be my stand-by best friend in case me and Patrick break up. Red is my best-best friend in case me and adam break up.

Well Im very excited because mummy told me that this weekend is my first Deepavali. Deepavali is some sort of Indian festival about lighting things on fire. Mummy says I should take this time to thank Jesus for making me a half chocolate baby because many non-chocolate babies throughout the world dont ever get a chance to celebrate deepavali. So now I would like to put up a picture of daddy and me to celebrate our chocolate-ness.

This is obviously a more flattering picture of daddy than the previous one because he had a shower and shaved already. Its my favourite picture of us coz we look really cool together. When me and daddy walk down the street people stop and say "Hey, look at that chocolate tattoed guy and that super-cool milk-chocolate baby. Respect." Yeah, you better.

And you should know that I was only 3 mths old then so now Im actually twice as big as that, ok. So thats all I got time to write coz I gotta go to the baby-sitter now. bye bye!

PS. Im a bit sad that nobody sent me any baby rusks since my last blog. You must remember to address it to JIMI ok, and not PATRICK. Thank you!

Getting bigger and a boo boo

Yesterday I turned 7 mths old! Its funny I thought I would feel much bigger and smarter but its not that much different from when I was 6 mths old... Maybe I will be able to walk this month.

I also had a boo boo last nite. I fell off the bed again. I dunno how I did it coz I was asleep but it sure hurt and mummy had to carry me a bit and put me back to sleep again.

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Hallo everyone. Thanks for looking at my blog! Some people asked me why i want to blog. My best friend red laughed at me and I had to smack him up good. I told him "Hey! I may be a baby but I have feelings and stuff that I want to share with people and stuff. And Im almost 7 mths now.. thats almost like.. a teenager." But the real reason is becoz i miss mummy and daddy when they go to work. So maybe they can read this wehn theyre at work and think about me!
My fingers are not so good yet and I get tempted to lick things so I got patrick to type for me. Hes my pet dog and hes smart coz hes already in kinder. Thanks Patrick! Patrick says that if I lick the computer too much it will spoil and then daddy will get mad at me. Patrick also says that Dede is better than Puvan because Puvans moose Bob tried to bite him last nite and Puvan didnt help him. But I like Daddy coz of his cool tattoos and when I grow up and become a teenager I wanna get tattoos just like him.

Last nite Daddy put on a really scary moovie and him me and mummy were on the bed watching it. Mummy didnt want me to watch coz she thought I'ld get scared and have nightmares and try to climb out the crib again. Silly mummy.. I wont get scared! Although I do get nighmares sometimes but theyre mostly about Blossom. Im a bit scared of her coz shes big and looks hungry. So anyway I pretended to sleep but I was really watching the movie. In the movie this guy kills people and plucks their eyes out with his fingers. Cool!