Super Cool

Hello Friends! Today's blog is about the top things that I think are super cool. These are the super coolest things that Ive seen in the whole wide world since the 2 years Ive been alive. There are lots of cool things, but since I cant count past 10 I'll just put up a few (I forget how many). I hope you think its cool too!!


THE NO 1 COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD: DADDY ON THE GUITAR!!


Ok, in this pic he's not really shredding it, and you cant really see the guitar that well. But I can explain. This is because when daddy shreds the guitar his fingers are like lighting speed x 100 million, and no camera created by humankind can capture it. So all you will see is a blur, and maybe even the camera will explode from the excitement. As for the the super cool Mutagen Green Washburn Dimebag signature guitar, I can't capture it on camera either because of its super powers. When its in the case, it is just like an ordinary guitar. But in the hands of the Chosen One, its super powers get activated and it radiates super-awesomeness and any mortal who lays eyes on it will instantly turn into a pillar of salt. And THAT is why this is the no 1 coolest thing in the world.


The No 2 Coolest Thing in the World: JIMI ON THE GUITAR!!



Check out how super cool I look playing the guitar. Wow.

And this was when I was only, like, 1 year old. Mine is not a super cool Washburn yet, cause they dont make them small enough for me. But if they did, I would be totally ripping it. If I keep practising, I will be as good as daddy when I am 5 years old, and I will be the youngest Rock Star in the world. And that is why this is coolest thing no 2.


COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD NO 3: THIS AWESOME BABY!

This is one of the coolest babies ever! He lives in America. One morning he got up wanting milk, but his dumbass mother was asleep. Then he smelt smoke and saw burning hot flames in their low class American apartment that has no sprinklers. So he grabbed his mother and tied a pillow to her ass and threw her out the window to save her, and she landed on the pillow and survived. Then he put a rubber ball in his own nappy, and jumped out the window, and he landed on his ass and survived. This is a picture here that someone took of him jumping out the building. He is totally cool.

COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD NO 4: THIS BABY BREAKDANCER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aus7I7MhaOM

Ok, I dont know how to put the video on my blog. But heres the link to this Awesome cool baby! He can breakdance really good and hes only like 2 plus years old. I guess some of you may have seen this on youtube before, but you dunno how to appreciate it. Let me explain that as a baby, it is very very difficult to do some of the moves this kid did, ok. I have tried it and all I managed to do was turn myself into a upside down "U". So this kid is like, some kind of genius and maybe next week I will write to him and make him my best friend.



COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD NO 5: AWESOME BABY STUFF!





Normally I dont care about baby stuff cause I just leave it to my mum to buy whatever. But these things I found are really really awesome, dont you agree? I dont even know what they are, but I know if I had one, I would be super cool and all mummies, daddies and babies will be jealous of me. And that is how you can tell something is really Uber Cool: When Nobody knows what is really does, but Everybody Wants It! Like that stupid IPhone that Daddy wants Mummy to buy. What the hell is so special about it? It dont even have no buttons!! But somehow everybody wants it. Whatever.


Anyway you can find all this cool baby stuff in http://www.thecoolhunter.net/

This is not my whole list of course. Other cool stuff i like include:

- Ice Cream on those sticks
- Sour drinks
- Coke
- Predators
- Transformers
- Super high platform shoes


But today Im too busy to blog about any more, I have a schedule you know!! Its almost 6pm, and according to my schedule that means time to throw Achoo down the stairs. 7.30pm is when mummy comes home, so have to be good a bit.

So bye bye everybody, till next time then!!


PS> I wanna say that the other day, Auntie Eve and Uncle Y came by to take me and mummy to .......... ITALIANNIES!!! I got me a balloon and some ice cream. But mummy said I was badly behaved and I should apologise. .....Sorry Everybody, Im sorry I was a bad boy.... I will try harder next time. And oh, Auntie Eve gave us some Big Apple Donuts which are also going to be on my list of super cool things. Too bad Daddy ate them ALL and mummy got not a single one!! Bad daddy! Mummy says he will get constipation and serves him right.


Thanks Auntie Eve for the donuts!