My First Xmas is a-coming!

Hi everybody! I know its been a looong time since I had a chance to blog. I was sick for a while with fever and water poop (called died-rear, sure smells like it) and so tired all the time. But I am better now, and luckily just in time for christmas too!

Mummy says christmas is baby jesus' birthday. So I googled baby jesus and found out from www.thebricktestament.com that God made jesus out of lego. And that is why many kids get lego for christmas. And I learnt the whole bible and all the stories from the brick testament and that Joo babies have to have their little fireman snipped. Hee hee.

Mummy says I cant have lego for christmas because I will only choke on it. That is quite true so instead I would like to get this really cool pee & poo set:

It even comes with tattoos and underwear! I like it so much. Now I can play with my pee & poo without making a mess. I also like it because it looks so much like mummy & daddy. Mummy is yellow and daddy is brown and his name is also Poo! Mummy is a Pong and Daddy is a Poo and that is why they got married. So Mr. Santa, if you are reading this please get me a pee & poo set for christmas and I promise I will be a good boy forever. And for Tracy please get her a cool doggie hood so she can be a rap artist like snoop.

Thank you santa, and have a berry merry christmas everybody!

Sorry Daddy!

Im a very sorry poo head indeed. I wanted to write a happy birthday song to daddy on his birthday but I was so very busy, and now daddys birthday has gone away. I did bake him a chocolate brownie but as usual grandma threw it away again. Well anyway, Happy Birthday daddy. Daddy is a million gazillion years old because he has a beard. But I do love him very much coz he is the bestest daddy in the world.

Happy Hell-O-Ween!

I found this really cool choopie that I wanna get for helloween next year. Imagine the look on grandma's face! hehee.

Evil PS2 has stolen daddy's brain!

One day I cant remember when, an evil alien called a playstation came into our room and zapped out daddy's brain! Lucky mummy is immune coz her female brain is well advanced. I am immune too coz I donno where my brain is. It is very sad for me... I donno when daddy will come back to this world, he is always fighting bad guys in the other world. I do my cutest faces and my best burps and farts to bring him back, but it is not working..

POOP on playstation! And double POOP with WEE on SONY, playstation's evil daddy! When I grow up and become a ninja, I will travel the world to kill all the playstations, and I will go to Japan in the final level and take on the big bad boss, SONY corporation.

But for now, I am but a lonely speck in a big big world with only mummy and grandma and granddad and greatgrandma to look after me....

My first Deepavali

Hello everyone! Sorry I havnt been blogging the past few days. I have been very busy. I've started going to the babysitter next door. Her name is Ram-laa and she is a very nice lady who smiles alot. And there is this kid there called Adam who is only a little bit bigger than me and I like him alot too. Adam will be my stand-by best friend in case me and Patrick break up. Red is my best-best friend in case me and adam break up.

Well Im very excited because mummy told me that this weekend is my first Deepavali. Deepavali is some sort of Indian festival about lighting things on fire. Mummy says I should take this time to thank Jesus for making me a half chocolate baby because many non-chocolate babies throughout the world dont ever get a chance to celebrate deepavali. So now I would like to put up a picture of daddy and me to celebrate our chocolate-ness.

This is obviously a more flattering picture of daddy than the previous one because he had a shower and shaved already. Its my favourite picture of us coz we look really cool together. When me and daddy walk down the street people stop and say "Hey, look at that chocolate tattoed guy and that super-cool milk-chocolate baby. Respect." Yeah, you better.

And you should know that I was only 3 mths old then so now Im actually twice as big as that, ok. So thats all I got time to write coz I gotta go to the baby-sitter now. bye bye!

PS. Im a bit sad that nobody sent me any baby rusks since my last blog. You must remember to address it to JIMI ok, and not PATRICK. Thank you!

my family

One day I woke up early and took uncle devan's camera and shot some pics of mommy and daddy when they wake up in the morning. Patrick said i should post it coz all my fans propbably want to know what my parents look like and how they got such a cute baby like me. So without further apoo, heres mommy in the morning:

And here's daddy:

so thats my family.

PS. If you like my blog please send me some baby rusk biscuits. thank you.

Getting bigger and a boo boo

Yesterday I turned 7 mths old! Its funny I thought I would feel much bigger and smarter but its not that much different from when I was 6 mths old... Maybe I will be able to walk this month.

I also had a boo boo last nite. I fell off the bed again. I dunno how I did it coz I was asleep but it sure hurt and mummy had to carry me a bit and put me back to sleep again.

Gaa gaa

Yesterday I baked 2 cakes... one was a lovely golden brown and the other spinach green. I thought grandma would be rally pleased becoz she always gets excited when I bake cakes, like "Oooohh, Jimi did a chichi!". I baked lots but then daddy came home and took me upstairs and he cleaned me up and threw all my cakes away so I couldnt show grandma after all. =(

Only 2 more days until I turn seven! then I will be a teenager and I can drive my own car. Im driving pretty good now. Last nite all the big people put me in my walker, which is like a baby car with wheels and all, and I was going really fast zoom zoom all over the place! Mummy says shes really proud of me that I can do it so fast, but she says I have to work on my parking. Whatever, I dun even know what that is. Right now Im working on running over Tracey.

This is the car I wanna drive when I grow up. Im gonna kick that white teenagers ass and then take his car and drive it back to my crib.

mum mum?

Hallo everyone. Thanks for looking at my blog! Some people asked me why i want to blog. My best friend red laughed at me and I had to smack him up good. I told him "Hey! I may be a baby but I have feelings and stuff that I want to share with people and stuff. And Im almost 7 mths now.. thats almost like.. a teenager." But the real reason is becoz i miss mummy and daddy when they go to work. So maybe they can read this wehn theyre at work and think about me!
My fingers are not so good yet and I get tempted to lick things so I got patrick to type for me. Hes my pet dog and hes smart coz hes already in kinder. Thanks Patrick! Patrick says that if I lick the computer too much it will spoil and then daddy will get mad at me. Patrick also says that Dede is better than Puvan because Puvans moose Bob tried to bite him last nite and Puvan didnt help him. But I like Daddy coz of his cool tattoos and when I grow up and become a teenager I wanna get tattoos just like him.

Last nite Daddy put on a really scary moovie and him me and mummy were on the bed watching it. Mummy didnt want me to watch coz she thought I'ld get scared and have nightmares and try to climb out the crib again. Silly mummy.. I wont get scared! Although I do get nighmares sometimes but theyre mostly about Blossom. Im a bit scared of her coz shes big and looks hungry. So anyway I pretended to sleep but I was really watching the movie. In the movie this guy kills people and plucks their eyes out with his fingers. Cool!